I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize