Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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