Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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