Me. At least after what I've been through.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I should be sponsored by Trojan
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize