no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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