he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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