i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I need water and some morals
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
