Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dignity is for republicans.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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