I want to stick my p in your. b.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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