i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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