Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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