I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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