So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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