His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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