you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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