i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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