When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
we're so committed to being not committed
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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