pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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