no, he came in my armpit
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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