i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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