I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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