I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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