I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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