I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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