Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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