If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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