MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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