I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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