why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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