the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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