proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
