I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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