People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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