my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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