I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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