I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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