So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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