is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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