and she was petting her beer can
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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