Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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