you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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