You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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