note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I have post one night stand depression
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