i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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