Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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