So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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