I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Michael Bay diarrhea
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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