i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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