I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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