he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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