have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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