This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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