this boner is exhausting
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
worst night to have a conscience
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Randomize
