Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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