i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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