no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I feel like a drive thru vagina
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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