Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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